June 2012
Someone please be nice and tell me good bands to...
pwweeaaaseeee
JC Penny: We're gonna have Ellen DeGeneres as a spokeswoman for our company.
Homophobes: DON'T BUY ANYTHING FROM THERE! SHE IS A BAD INFLUENCE ON OUR CHILDREN! SHE'S SPREADING HER AIDS.
Obama: I support gay marriage.
Homophobes: OBAMA STARTS A WAR ON MARRIAGE.
Oreo: We're gonna get a little pride up in this cookie.
Homophobes: DON'T EAT THEIR GAY COOKIES. THEY WILL MAKE YOU GAY. THAT FOOD COLORING HAS GAYNESS IN IT. DON'T. EAT. IT. YOU'LL GET AIDS.
Paramore Confirm Drummer For Fourth Album
propertyofzack:
Paramore have confirmed that Ilan Rubin (Angels & Airwaves, ex-Lostprophets) will be tracking the drums for the band’s fourth album in replacement of Zac Farro. Check out a picture and tweet from the band below by clicking “Read More.”
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well i just learned a good way to trick/embarrass someone
tell them, “the arm you masturbate the most is the hairiest”
and they’ll immediately look at one of their arms
i just did it to like
4 people
omg
littlesosthings:
sickofsarahmovie:
You guys. We did it. $21,966. WHOOP WHOOP!
Thank you so much to everyone who shared the link and/or donated. We couldn’t have done it without you. :) :) :)
god: let there be ugliness
me: *is born*
Of course lesbians can dress well, I mean, we...
never-quite-free:
me everyday at any time to everyone ever: I'm so tired
teacher: why didn't you do your homework?
me: please check my faq before asking questions
shortest horror story ever
computer: unable to connect to the internet
mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: ok
me:
me:
me:
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
employee: next
me:
employee:
me: faints
Hayley: You guys having a good time? Please say yes.
Crowd: JKDJGFVCOKSNVAAAAAAAAAFHHFJASVCAHVNCDVNSAENFDJSGEHSNDF
Hayley: Well good.
aqwq:
notkorra:
joining a fandom
omfg I laughed for a hour
When you see someone flirting with your girlfriend →
carmikaze:
dentist: *scrapes gums with sharp metal instruments*
dentist: ur bleedin because u dont floss
PARAMORE WILL START RECORDING TOMORROW
work-it-out:
scr4ggy:
snoulers:
sexybritishllama:
people who genuinely think that all english boys are absolute gentlemen
average english boys today
where is your one direction now
WAAAAAAAT
illmakeyourheartsmilex:
gaykeeper-of-trqskq:
How is Sara only number 27 on afterellens hot 100??? Come on s-siders.
Abisha number 10.
Tucky number 9.
And Tegan at number 4.
Tegan only at number 4 because the Glee fandom went crazy and Made Naya #1, Dianna #2, and Heather #3.
Sara must be sad that Tegan got in the top 5 :(
some of you are actually really attractive what are you doing on the internet
I feel so important when I see "reblogged you:"
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