Someone please be nice and tell me good bands to...
JC Penny: We're gonna have Ellen DeGeneres as a spokeswoman for our company.
Homophobes: DON'T BUY ANYTHING FROM THERE! SHE IS A BAD INFLUENCE ON OUR CHILDREN! SHE'S SPREADING HER AIDS.
Obama: I support gay marriage.
Homophobes: OBAMA STARTS A WAR ON MARRIAGE.
Oreo: We're gonna get a little pride up in this cookie.
Homophobes: DON'T EAT THEIR GAY COOKIES. THEY WILL MAKE YOU GAY. THAT FOOD COLORING HAS GAYNESS IN IT. DON'T. EAT. IT. YOU'LL GET AIDS.
Paramore Confirm Drummer For Fourth Album
propertyofzack: Paramore have confirmed that Ilan Rubin (Angels & Airwaves, ex-Lostprophets) will be tracking the drums for the band’s fourth album in replacement of Zac Farro. Check out a picture and tweet from the band below by clicking “Read More.” Read More
well i just learned a good way to trick/embarrass someone tell them, “the arm you masturbate the most is the hairiest” and they’ll immediately look at one of their arms i just did it to like 4 people omg
littlesosthings: sickofsarahmovie: You guys. We did it. $21,966. WHOOP WHOOP! Thank you so much to everyone who shared the link and/or donated. We couldn’t have done it without you. :) :) :)
god: let there be ugliness
me: *is born*
Of course lesbians can dress well, I mean, we...
me everyday at any time to everyone ever: I'm so tired
teacher: why didn't you do your homework?
me: please check my faq before asking questions
shortest horror story ever
computer: unable to connect to the internet
mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
Hayley: You guys having a good time? Please say yes.
Hayley: Well good.
aqwq: notkorra: joining a fandom omfg I laughed for a hour
When you see someone flirting with your girlfriend →
dentist: *scrapes gums with sharp metal instruments*
dentist: ur bleedin because u dont floss
PARAMORE WILL START RECORDING TOMORROW
scr4ggy: snoulers: sexybritishllama: people who genuinely think that all english boys are absolute gentlemen average english boys today where is your one direction now
illmakeyourheartsmilex: gaykeeper-of-trqskq: How is Sara only number 27 on afterellens hot 100??? Come on s-siders. Abisha number 10. Tucky number 9. And Tegan at number 4. Tegan only at number 4 because the Glee fandom went crazy and Made Naya #1, Dianna #2, and Heather #3. Sara must be sad that Tegan got in the top 5 :(
some of you are actually really attractive what are you doing on the internet
I feel so important when I see "reblogged you:"
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