May 2012
English: I love you
Spanish: Te amo
Italian: Ti amo
Russian: Я люблю тебя
German: Ich liebe dich
French: Je t'aime
Tumblr: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but ADFGASFS YOU PERFECT FUCKING INDIVIDUAL I HATE YOU, WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE SO PERFECT?! SDGSAGF ASDGSDG maybe?
coney-island-blitz:
when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said
your status will be like
going to a concert with friends!!!!!111
and said adult will be like
hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy
This is so damn accurate it’s not even funny, but it’s simultaneously hilarious.
Can't ever stop listening
cautionerrs:
amazingphilly:
gavintruerliving:
yelyahwilliams:
gavintruerliving:
yelyahwilliams:
to mewithoutYou.
you could never imagine to touch lyrics as good as Aaron Weiss, but go ahead and get rich off shit rappers.
aw, big tough hardcore guy is bummed he likes the same band as hayley from paramore…
*you’re welcome for the new followers, dummy.
you like the same band as...
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
When I'm really famous I'm gonna let myself get...
greaterandmoreterrible:
Like pointing upwards so you can caption it with “THIS”
And saying sentences that include ‘ship’
And physically dramatic ‘NO’s
So that y’all can easily gif me
You’re welcome
Anon or not and make me choose between:
Band: ________ or ___________?
Food: ________ or _________?
Singer: ________ or ___________?
Song: __________ or __________?
Character: ________ or ___________ ?
Reblog if you're a fangirl.
The notes
We could rule the world, destroy countries, build fantastic cities made of technologies, declare heterosexuality illegal, pilot every freaking show.
me: omg taylor york is my husband
everyone at my school: who is that
me: wow could my thighs get any bigger
*sits down*
me: apparently yes
me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
Shhh
do you hear that?
It’s the sound of millions of suburban white teenage girls clicking away on facebook to prepare their “Summerr 2012 babyy” photo albums
friend: how long does it take to get there?
me: about 5 songs
listening to Tegan and Sara in the car with my...
Sara: That nothing will seem easy about me. But I promise this, I won't go my whole life telling you I don't need...
Sister: ...
Sara: But i promise this, i won't go my whole life telling you i don't need...
Sister: ....
Sara: I'll tell you now I guess like I should have told you then...
Sister: ...?!?!?!?!
Sara: But i promise this, i won't go my whole life telling you i don't need
Sister: YOU DON'T NEED WHAT. WHAT THE FUCK IS IT THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME THEN?! WHAT THE FUCK!!
Me: okay let's change the song
Tegan: when you creep up and say...Darling, it breaks my heart each time you...
Sister: ...
Tegan: Darling, it breaks my heart each time i...
Guitar: pee po pooo
Sister: ...??
Tegan: you slip your hands inside my pock-
Sister: NO! FINISH YOUR GOD DAMN SENTENCES! WHAT IS SHE DOING THAT'S BREAKING YOUR GOD DAMN HEART?!?! WHAT IS THIS FUCKIN FUCKARY!!!
Me: *shut's off stereo*