March 2012
I'm the type of person that wants to get good... →
I'm the type of person that wants to get good... →
me: that six-year-old is going to be hot when he's older
me: okay its time to be productive today
me: let me just go on tumblr first
me: well its getting late i should probably get to bed
When someone looks really cute from the back, but...
You know you are a lesbian when...
youknowyouarealesbianwhen:
…there are more half naked women on your tumblr than you’ll ever see in your lifetime.
My paranoia problems
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
That moment when you finally relax and your mom... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Amazing.
Seventeen: You've said girls should embrace their curves. Why did you think it important to make that statement?
Jennifer Lawrence: When I was playing Mystique in X-Men, I remember thinking, If I'm going to be naked in paint in front of the entire world, I'm going to look like a woman. I'm going to have curves and have boobs and have a butt. Because girls are going to look at that, and if I look like a scarecrow, they are going to think, Oh, that's normal. It's not normal. I'm just so sick of these young girls with diets. I remember when I was 13 and it was cool to pretend to have an eating disorder because there were rumors that Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie were anorexic. I thought it was crazy. I went home and told my mom, "Nobody's eating bread--I just had to finish everyone's burgers". I think it's really important for girls to have people to look up to and feel good about themselves.
That awkward moment when you're eating and leave...