August 2011
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random thoughts right now.
johntot:
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?
What is another word for a thesaurus?
If you’re underwater, would you be able to cry?
Why do feet smell and noses run?
If you expect the unexpected, won’t the unexpected be the expected?
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Fffff
kreayshawn:
My twitter got hacked today by some anti-hollywood extremists. They sent out wack ass tweets and promoted their odd message of anti-jew stuff and deleted my twitter.. Oh and they leaked out private photos of me while I was underage. Real nice guys! Spreading child-prono thats cute. VMA’s was insane on top of that. Can I shit man?
I ain’t even mad.
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That annoying moment when a package says 'easy...
most-awkward-moments:
But you end up needing scissors, knives, a gun, and a light saber to open it
Click here if you’re awkward!
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me: at least I have you guys, right?
social life: no
good looks: no
good grades: no
tumblr messages: no
money: no
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That awkward moment when Santa Claus has the same...
0newishh:
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Fact: At 7mins and 8secs after 6 o’clock on Sep....
lezgobacktohogwarts:
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“Girls do not dress for boys. They dress for themselves and, of course, each...”
– Betsey Johnson (via loveforfashion)
Next time you tell a joke and no one laughs, say:
“I guess that joke was a lot like sex. I get it and you don’t”
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